Accordion Jokes

[landro]

I`m new here so I`ll offer an accordion joke (funny video) to break the ice.

 

[acordiansam]

Welcom!
Ok I'll play.
What would you call perfect pitch?

When you drop a accordion in the well and don't hit any banjos!

 

[adlpa]

Just been checking out some accordion jokes myself. Theyre pretty harsh I find. Must agree, if an accordion is played badly then its not the nicest instrument to listen to but played well it can be a real delight.

http://www.jokes4us.com/miscellaneousjokes/musicjokes/accordionjokes.html

 

[JIM D.]

And another one -- http://www.accordionpage.com/jokes.html

 

[Soulsaver]

If an accordion and a banjo were thrown off the top of a tall building, which would hit the floor first?
Who cares... just do it!

 

[acordiansam]

Cool, I like! Will have to use that one at my next gig!

I was at the store the other day and when in line at the regester I realised that I left my accordion in the car with the windo down. Oh no, I told the clerk that I would be right back.

It was to late....... some one already put 2 more accordions in the back!

 

[NigelB]

The definition of a true Gentleman (or a Lady): One who can play the accordion, but doesn't.

 

[jarvo]

Jarvo....now that's still a real Accordion Joke ........ :lol: :lol: :ch

 

[landro]

Not sure if this one is new :

 

[Soulsaver]

It is to me, Landro.. :lol:

 

[acordiansam]

Cool keep it up everyone!

 

[JIM D.]

Sometime back I posted a humorous film clip with a busking accordionist. Some of you that might of missed it might find it comical. The story the busker tells is actually a humorous joke that has always echoed in my mind -- He doesnt tell me what to play and I dont tell him what to do with the money.