Stephen Hawkins
Experienced Gentleman.
A man went to the Circus to ask the Ringmaster for a job. The only job available, the Ringmaster told him, was for a Lion Tamer.
The man looked into the Lion's cage and was horrified at the prospect of going in. He told the Ringmaster, "Oh No, I'm not getting in there with that thing."
At that point, a young woman in a very skimpy leotard walked past. "Gloria" shouted the Ringmaster, "Show this man how safe it is to go in with the Lion."
Gloria entered the cage, and the Lion immediately began licking her all over.
"Now, you can do that, can't you?" asked the Ringmaster.
"Yes" came the eager reply, "But get that damned Lion out of the cage first."
The man looked into the Lion's cage and was horrified at the prospect of going in. He told the Ringmaster, "Oh No, I'm not getting in there with that thing."
At that point, a young woman in a very skimpy leotard walked past. "Gloria" shouted the Ringmaster, "Show this man how safe it is to go in with the Lion."
Gloria entered the cage, and the Lion immediately began licking her all over.
"Now, you can do that, can't you?" asked the Ringmaster.
"Yes" came the eager reply, "But get that damned Lion out of the cage first."
