Old leather reed valves

[tcabot]

Hi Folks.

I've noticed that Liberty Bellows are selling old used leather reed valves now at £5+P&P per 5g.

https://reverb.com/uk/item/86762591-scoop-of-assorted-used-leather-accordion-reed-valves-unit-weight-5-grams

I just wanted to say that if any of you are looking for cracked or curling old valves, I can cut you a much better deal and sell 10g of old valves for £5+P&P.

First come first served folks, I don't expect the stock to last very long. I only have about 2kg of them.

Have some badly kinked plastic ones too, but they will be priced differently, as you get a lot more old valves in a 5g packet.

 

[Walker]

What would you use them for... nicotine replacement therapy?

 

[tcabot]

1) I suspect that you can scrape off the old mould spores with a razor blade and then you can arrange them in neat rows on a glass table and snort them with a rolled-up $100 dollar bill (assuming you haven't spent your last $100 buying scoops of used valves).
2) Put them into bottles of vodka for a couple of years, then drink it. Significantly cheaper than single malt (even at £5 per 5g!) and I bet it tastes accordionly.
2) Mix them with kerosene and acid from a car battery to try and invent the new flesh-eating designer drug? Call it "Bellows Shakes".

Whatever you do, just don't try to put them into an accordion.

 

[Tom]

1) I suspect that you can scrape off the old mould spores with a razor blade and then you can arrange them in neat rows on a glass table and snort them with a rolled-up $100 dollar bill (assuming you haven't spent your last $100 buying scoops of used valves).
2) Put them into bottles of vodka for a couple of years, then drink it. Significantly cheaper than single malt (even at £5 per 5g!) and I bet it tastes accordionly.
2) Mix them with kerosene and

Free bass?