Parrot (not the accordion)

[Stephen Hawkins]

A burglar was feeling his way around the living room of the house he had broken into when he spotted a DVD player in the dim light coming through the curtains. He was just about to pick it up when a voice said, "Jesus is watching you."

The burglar dismissed this as being a trick of his imagination, and picked up the DVD again. As he did so, the voice again said, "Jesus is watching you."

Perturbed by this, the burglar switched on his little torch. In the corner of the room, sat on his perch, was a large Parrot. The burglar told the Parrot that he was not afraid of him, and asked him his name. "My name is Moses" answered the Parrot.

"Who calls a Parrot Moses?" asked the burglar. .............. "The same people who named their Rottweiler Jesus" came the reply.

 

[jarvo]

Nice one.

 

[Corsaire]

Love it ! :lol:

 

[maugein96]

Nice one Stephen. Reminds me of the talking dog story, but I'll not bore you with it, as you've probably heard it before.

 

[debra]

I don't go here very often but was triggered by "parrot" (even though not the accordion).
Great joke!