Sorry, but I can't help myself

[fphlpsnrg]

What do you call an accordion at the bottom of the ocean?
-- a Weapon of Bass Destruction

My wife left me.
She took my truck.
She took my dog.
She left her accordion.

 

[Corsaire]

:lol:

 

[debra]

 

[Stephen Hawkins]

(Q) If you drop a banjo and an accordion from the 10th floor of a building, which would hit the ground first?

(A) Who cares?

 

[andrewjohnsson40]

Vad kännetecknar en gentleman?
En man som kan spela dragspel men som väljer att avstå.

What characterizes a gentleman?
A man who can play accordion but who chooses to refrain from it.

This is obviusly not as fun as it is when the comedian said it.

 

[debra]

I think accordion jokes really should go in "The Pub" subforum...
There are many of them over there (most very old).

 

[StargazerTony]

I think accordion jokes really should go in The Pub subforum...

Im sorry, but I prefer to stay here.