As it happens, I can play the Chicken Dance, even if under duress!!!! Not in my “normal” repertoire though.
You make a very good point Giovanni. Instead of saying “No,” I would say, “Hmmmm, good choice, thanks, but not today, how about xxxxxx which is kind of the same. Ah 1, ah 2, here we go!”
Moral of story, if you can’t play Chicken Dance or Beer Barrel you might as well just leave Wisconsin and move to Molise.