Picture this: a face-off of accordion titans, like "New Giulietti Classic 127 vs. Scandalli Super VI Extreme" – it's got the ring of a title fight, right? But it could've been a tango between Beltuna Spirit and Bugari Gold Plus, or a waltz where Victoria Poeta and Brandoni Wood line take the floor.
Names? Pfft. A primo accordion is a primo accordion, whether it's the talk of the town or a hidden gem from a quaint little shop. I admit, Scandalli's got a piece of my heart, but in the grand scheme of squeezeboxes, if there were an ivory tower, it'd be more like a lively market with the Castelfidardo clan's treasures laid out. There are so many great accordions out there!
So, what makes me sing?
1. Is it a steal or just stealing my cash?
2. Does it dance to the tune of my needs?
If the answer isn't a resounding "SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY," then it's a no-go.
I've got a soft spot for the one-of-a-kinds, the ones with tales to tell, made from enchanted woods, or with a quirk that tickles me pink. But no sweet story or charming trait will sway me unless the deal's a hit and ticks every box.
The perfect deal? It'll come thundering in, bold as a herd of Highland Cattle.
And me? I'm about to shake hands with an Italian retailer, providing a new Pigini Polaris. We're old aquaintances since my last-but-one accordion dealio. They're finding a new stage for my old Pigini quint converter and setting me up with an accordion so hot, it's got a fan club. And the deal? It's like a symphony to my wallet and fits my schedule like a custom-made suit.
Keep your eyes peeled... I'm going for a Polaris in pearloid red!