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Thread for Evolution of the AI Accordionist

Strap? Who needs a stinking strap?

I think the “AI” software my son uses at his architectural firm (a paid version) can be taught by feeding examples and interacting to refine the results. Maybe someone will do the hard part and teach the software what comprises various actual accordion keyboards: PA, stradella, button, register switches.

As an aside, remember, even the AI experts generally agree that what most consider artificial intelligence does not exist. There are only data and algorithms programmed to work with that data. For better visual representation of real accordions provide better data and training.
Yeah, I have no real ability to train this software in a meaningful way. I may purchase at some point if I find one that is really good. And I agree, it’s not intelligence, just creative data mining. But fun!!!!

And in fact, Saint Monica, patroness of accordionists was seen visiting this church by the bay. Little known appearance, reported by my accordion playing friend. Just sayin’

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Holy cow, big leaps in improvement over just a few months ago!
fingers still give it fits.
Yup, progress! I suspect good hands by the end of the summer. We’ll see!!!!
 
The keyboard (and bass buttons) is still a problem. AI learns from what it sees in images. One thing that is common in many accordion pictures is that black keys get partially obscured by the register switches. From this AI learns that not all black keys "are" equally long. The bass buttons are also obscured, more so by the player's left hand, so the perfectly regular parallellogram image is never completely visible... So many challenges to deduce what an accordion actually looks like from looking at many images of the accordion being played.
 
Today I was tasked with making quick input for an illustration (not a photo realistic interpretation) of the song “Marina” by Rocco Granata (“Mi sono innamorato di Marina…..”) with stereotypical cultural appropriations like the originals. So many songs, so little time…..

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So yeah, as predicted, the accordion straps have made the scene. But it was really hard to get Anna M’s name on. The AI does not (yet) understand the concept of accordion brand logo.

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have you tried Doris ?
Well, true that I don’t know Doris, but I did work on this old photo for Robert G’e grandfather from the old country. Just sayin…..

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i imagine Dorie as the youngest sister from a large family
in the 1940's who was steeped in the Music of WW2 and
her fabulous Sisters singing and dancing and in uniform..
she never could afford her own records, but played her
Sisters 78's until they wore out

Doris took her Brothers hand me down Accordion and made
her Dad shed a tear she got so good at playing it

Eventually, somehow they afforded Music Lessons, and eventually
that pretty Blue and Cream colored Excelsior with the Rhinestones
and lasso motif her Cousin added over those big ovals.. it was so
shiny and HAD HER NAME on it !!!

she was always happy to play for every friend and relative and church and
USO event in town and anywhere nearby she could get a ride to

Doris sang too, of course, and was a natural for either Harmony or Lead,
her Sisters had it naturally too, end eventually as she grew older and out
of her Accordion she continued performing one way or another all her life..

she was also popular on the Hammond Organ at the Music store in that
new-fangled Shopping Mall they built on old John Browns upper 40 acres,
and dressed the part too with a big Ruby Ring and bright red nails, old
fashioned perm and signature Smile

aside from Memories, all that is left of Doris is her nice little Accordion
that still survives somewhere in a closet in middle earth
 
i imagine Dorie as the youngest sister from a large family
in the 1940's who was steeped in the Music of WW2 and
her fabulous Sisters singing and dancing and in uniform..
she never could afford her own records, but played her
Sisters 78's until they wore out

Doris took her Brothers hand me down Accordion and made
her Dad shed a tear she got so good at playing it

Eventually, somehow they afforded Music Lessons, and eventually
that pretty Blue and Cream colored Excelsior with the Rhinestones
and lasso motif her Cousin added over those big ovals.. it was so
shiny and HAD HER NAME on it !!!

she was always happy to play for every friend and relative and church and
USO event in town and anywhere nearby she could get a ride to

Doris sang too, of course, and was a natural for either Harmony or Lead,
her Sisters had it naturally too, end eventually as she grew older and out
of her Accordion she continued performing one way or another all her life..

she was also popular on the Hammond Organ at the Music store in that
new-fangled Shopping Mall they built on old John Browns upper 40 acres,
and dressed the part too with a big Ruby Ring and bright red nails, old
fashioned perm and signature Smile

aside from Memories, all that is left of Doris is her nice little Accordion
that still survives somewhere in a closet in middle earth
Omg, that’s a lot to work with. Could take a little time but your intrepid AI interpreter feels up to the daunting task. Let’s see if we can find an old photo of the lost but not forgotten delightful Doris.

Meanwhile, it appears that our friends
Anna and Robert have gotten together to play a rousing rendition of the Carnevale. This could be a trend.

(Please don’t tell my boss I’m doing this on company resources. I could end up having to persist on my accordion wages, eating only ramen and sea biscuits.)

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i imagine Dorie as the youngest sister from a large family
in the 1940's who was steeped in the Music of WW2 and
her fabulous Sisters singing and dancing and in uniform..
she never could afford her own records, but played her
Sisters 78's until they wore out

Doris took her Brothers hand me down Accordion and made
her Dad shed a tear she got so good at playing it

Eventually, somehow they afforded Music Lessons, and eventually
that pretty Blue and Cream colored Excelsior with the Rhinestones
and lasso motif her Cousin added over those big ovals.. it was so
shiny and HAD HER NAME on it !!!

she was always happy to play for every friend and relative and church and
USO event in town and anywhere nearby she could get a ride to

Doris sang too, of course, and was a natural for either Harmony or Lead,
her Sisters had it naturally too, end eventually as she grew older and out
of her Accordion she continued performing one way or another all her life..

she was also popular on the Hammond Organ at the Music store in that
new-fangled Shopping Mall they built on old John Browns upper 40 acres,
and dressed the part too with a big Ruby Ring and bright red nails, old
fashioned perm and signature Smile

aside from Memories, all that is left of Doris is her nice little Accordion
that still survives somewhere in a closet in middle earth
Hmmmm, so do you have a picture of either of the 2 Doris accordions, or is it purely a figment of your fertile imagination ?
 
Who is Doris anyway? Maybe I would like to illustrate her.
 
Ah, ok, I don’t remember this thread but what a story! Seems like the Doris accordion lives.

Ok, after perusing the thread I see that “your” Doris and the eponymous Doris of the Giullietti are not one and the same. Hence we will go with yours.
 
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the "G" Doris was the genesis of the inside joke.. from so long ago
that names have changed and details forgotten..

though i tried to get Sally to change her name to Doris..

but i hope she will live on for the occasional smile as long
as the Forum is alive !
 
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